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4 Fenerli Milli Takımda

2009 Avrupa Erkekler Basketbol Şampiyonası Eleme Grubu maçlarını 3-20 Eylül tarihleri arasında yapacak (A) Milli Takımın aday kadrosu bugün açıklandı. Milli Takımımızın ve Fenerbahçe Ülker Basketbol Takımının antrenörü Bogdan Tanjevic, Esma Sultan Yalısı'nda gerçekleştirilen basın toplantısında kadroda yer alacak oyuncuların isimlerini açıkladı.

Basketbol Milli Takımında Fenerbahçe Ülker Basketbol Takımımızdan 4 basketbolcumuz bulunuyor.

Aday kadro listesi şöyle:

Ersin Görkem (Antalya B.B.), Ersan İlyasova (AXA Barcelona), Ümit Sonkol (Banvit), Engin Atsür (Benetton Treviso, Sinan Güler (Beşiktaş Cola Turka), Barış Hersek (Efes Pilsen), Bora Hun Paçun (Efes Pilsen), Ender Arslan (Efes Pilsen), Kerem Gönlüm (Efes Pilsen), Oğuz Savaş (F.Bahçe Ülker), Ömer Aşık (F.Bahçe Ülker), Ömer Onan (F.Bahçe Ülker), Semih Erden (F.Bahçe Ülker), Cemal Nalga (G.Saray Cafe Crown), Cenk Akyol (G.Saray Cafe Crown), Hidayet Türkoğlu (Orlando Magic), Kerem Tunçeri (Real Madrid), Doğuş Balbay (Teksas)

Grubundaki ilk maçını 3 Eylül'de sahasında Ukrayna ile yapacak Milli Takımımızın diğer karşılaşmalarının tarihleri şöyle:

6 Eylül Belçika-Türkiye

10 Eylül Türkiye Fransa

13 Eylül Ukrayna-Türkiye

17 Eylül Türkiye-Belçika

20 Eylül Fransa-Türkiye

Disney Hakkında Bilmedikleriniz - 50 Things You Didn't Know About Disneyland!

In honor of Disneyland’s 50th anniversary, we present 50 cool, obscure and simply odd things you probably didn’t know about the self-proclaimed Happiest Place on Earth. Many were culled from Mouse Tales by David Koenig (Bonaventure, $19.95). Some were provided by Disney archivist Dave Smith, and others came from 101 Things You Never Knew About Disneyland by former park employee Kevin Yee and lifelong fan Jason Schultz (Zauberreich, $14.95).

1. Disneyland’s original Tinker Bell was a 71-year-old Hungarian circus performer named Tiny Kline. The first to fly off the top of the Matterhorn on a zip line, she previously worked as a stunt aerialist, hanging from a flying airplane by her teeth.

2. High inside the hollow Matterhorn is a basketball court. It’s part of an employee break room. Los Angeles Lakers’ center Vlade Divac has been up there to shoot hoops.

3. Many of the faces of the pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean are modeled on those of the “Imagineers” (Disneyspeak for the park’s artists and engineers) who created the ride. There’s evidence one face was modeled on Walt Disney’s.

4. Ron Ziegler, Richard Nixon’s press secretary during the Watergate scandal, once worked as a skipper on the Jungle Cruise ride.

5. The spooky voice that narrates the Haunted Mansion ride is that of the Pillsbury Doughboy. An actor named Paul Frees, who was to Disney what Mel Blanc was to Warner Brothers, supplied the voices for both, as well as many of the pirates in Pirates of the Caribbean and most of the characters in “Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln” (except Abe himself). He was also the voice of John Lennon in the old Beatles cartoons and Boris Badenov in the Rocky & Bullwinkle Show.

6. The sailing ship Columbia, which is supposed to be a replica of the first U.S. ship to circumnavigate the globe, actually was built in large part from the plans for the HMS Bounty, of mutiny fame. Disney’s shipbuilders couldn’t find plans for the original Columbia, so they relied heavily on those of Capt. William Bligh’s ship, which had similar dimensions.

7. Children’s Fairyland in Oakland was one of the major inspirations for Disneyland. Walt Disney even hired Fairyland’s first director, Dorothy Manes, to work at his park.

8. From groundbreaking to opening, Disneyland was built in just 365 days.

9. Perhaps inevitably, opening day - July 17, 1955 - was a disaster. Asphalt poured just hours before guests arrived hadn’t fully dried, and women’s spike heels sank into Main Street. VIP passes were widely counterfeited, and double the expected number of people showed up. Rides broke down. Because of a plumber’s strike, Walt Disney had to choose between drinking fountains and bathrooms. He opted for the latter, telling a reporter, “People can buy Pepsi-Cola, but they can’t pee in the street.”

10. Fittingly, one of the original Tomorrowland attractions was Crane’s Bathroom of Tomorrow.

11. Frank Sinatra showed up on opening day and took a spin around Autopia.

12. Disneyland cost $17 million to build in 1955, about $116 million in today’s dollars. The Space Mountain ride, which opened in 1977, cost more than half that amount (in constant dollars).

13. ABC was one of the original financial backers and for years owned a share of the park. Now, of course, the Walt Disney Co. owns ABC.

14. On opening day, Walt Disney had his gardeners cover bare patches of dirt by replanting weeds from the parking lot and labeling them with long, horticultural-sounding names.

15. Disneyland is home to feral cats - nobody knows how many - that come out at night, after visitors leave. Years ago, more than 100 were discovered living inside Sleeping Beauty Castle.

16. If the voice of the droid pilot in Star Tours sounds a little like Pee-wee Herman, it’s because both are voiced by comedian Paul Reubens.

17. At least three babies have been born at Disneyland.

18. Walt Disney kept a 600-square-foot studio apartment above the firehouse on Main Street. It’s maintained as a shrine to the park’s founder and kept just as he left it, with Victorian antiques, red velvet carpeting and a device for making grilled cheese sandwiches. Outsiders are rarely allowed inside. A light shines from the window at all times as a symbol of Disney’s eternal presence.

19. Untold thousands of the old A, B, C, D and E tickets are still in circulation, moldering away in people’s drawers. From time to time, guests still show up at the park with them, and they’re given the face value of the ticket. (At their most expensive, individual E tickets went for 95 cents.) A better bet is to sell them on eBay, where they fetch many times that amount.

20. On Splash Mountain, high-spirited women sometimes lift their blouses for the cameras that snap souvenir pictures. These girls-gone-wild photos are usually destroyed by park employees, but more than a dozen were smuggled out and posted on an Internet site called “Flash Mountain.”

21. As a teenager, actor and comedian Steve Martin worked in Merlin’s Magic Shop in Fantasyland.

22. Walt Disney wanted to populate the Jungle Cruise with live animals, but zoologists convinced him they’d be asleep during most park hours. In the early days, though, live alligators were kept in a pen near the turnstiles; they occasionally escaped into the lagoon.

23. In New Orleans Square, near the Pirates of the Caribbean exit, a door marked “33” leads to an ultra-secret, ultra-exclusive private club. Club 33 is the only place in the park that serves alcohol (including a Chardonnay specially bottled for the club by Fess “Davy Crockett” Parker). Its 480 members pay an initiation fee of from $8,000 to $27,000, and yearly dues of $4,000 to $15,000. The current waiting list for membership is said to be seven years long.

24. An early Tomorrowland attraction was Monsanto’s House of the Future, made entirely of plastic. It had the requisite picture phone and other Jetsonsonian appliances, but the most-talked-about feature, according to “Mouse Tales,” was the microwave oven. “Nobody believed you could bake a potato in three minutes,” said attendant Dick Mahoney. Years later, when Disneyland tried to tear down the plastic house, the wrecking ball just bounced off.

25. On Star Tours, the short, squat robots you pass while waiting in line are the audio-animatronic ducks from the old “America Sings” attraction, with their feathers and skin yanked off. One still has webbed feet.

26. To create the illusion of size on Main Street, designers made the ground-floor buildings nine-tenths scale, the second floors seven-eighths and the third floors five-eighths.

27. Sleeping Beauty Castle is based largely on “Mad King” Ludwig’s Neuschwanstein Castle in Bavaria, but with one big difference: The top is on backward. Disney didn’t want it to look too much like the real thing.

28. Originally, Mr. Toad did not appear in Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride, nor did Peter Pan or Snow White feature in their own rides. Disney’s idea was that riders would view these attractions from the lead character’s point of view. Hardly anyone understood this concept, and now each character makes a brief appearance.

29. If you buy a Mickey balloon and it pops or flies away while you’re in the park, they’ll give you a new one - as long as you have a receipt.

30. Late at night on rides such as Pirates of the Caribbean and It’s a Small World, amorous couples regularly try to make the Happiest Place on Earth even a little happier. They’re apparently unaware that virtually every inch of every ride is observed by security cameras or hidden employees. Sometimes they’re startled by a warning from a loudspeaker; occasionally they’re greeted at the exit by applauding employees.

31. In the early days, Walt Disney had an agreement with the city of Anaheim that no outside buildings could be tall enough to be visible from within the park.

32. At the end of the Star Tours ride, just as your Starspeeder is about to crash into a fuel truck, a man in the control booth ducks down, then stands up and picks up the phone. The man is George Lucas.

33. Ron Dominguez, the top executive from 1971 to 1994, grew up on one of the Anaheim orange groves purchased by Disney for the park. “My house was right about where the grist mill on Tom Sawyer’s Island is now,” he said. Mr. Dominguez spent his entire career at the park, starting as a ticket-taker on opening day and working his way up to the top spot.

34. The names painted in gold leaf on second-story windows along Main Street are Disneyland’s Hall of Fame. They honor important people in the park’s history, usually with an inside joke. Mr. Dominguez’s window, for example, reads, “Orange Grove Property Mgt. - We Care For Your Property As If It Were Our Own.”

35. Attractions that never made it off the drawing board: Lilliputian Land, a Monstro the Whale water slide and, according to Mouse Tales, a “child-sized medieval torture chamber.”

36. There were no A, B, C, etc., coupons when Disneyland opened. Instead, visitors bought carnival-style tickets from booths in front of each attraction. When the lettered coupons were introduced in late 1955, C was the highest level. D tickets didn’t come until the following year, and E tickets until 1959.

37. Conspicuously missing on opening day: the Matterhorn. In its place was a two-story-tall pile of dirt from the excavation of the castle moat. It was billed as “Lookout Mountain.” The Matterhorn didn’t open until 1959.

38. Tomorrowland was originally meant to represent the futuristic year of 1986, when Halley’s comet was due to make its next appearance.

39. The soundtrack on Space Mountain, “Aquarium” from Saint-Saens’ “Carnival Des Animaux,” is played by 1960s surf guitar legend Dick Dale.

40. Nikita Krushchev was never turned away at the front gate by Walt Disney, as is popularly believed. Disney was eager to show the Soviet premier his submarine fleet, at the time the world’s sixth largest. It was the U.S. State Department that nixed the visit, saying security wasn’t adequate.

41. It’s a Small World was originally built for the 1964 New York World’s Fair. It was later boxed up and shipped to Anaheim, where it reopened in 1967. People who rode it in New York, including this writer, have had that song stuck in their heads three years longer than everyone else. (Other New York World’s Fair attractions that migrated west: “Great Moments With Mr. Lincoln,” the G.E. Carousel of Progress and the robotic dinosaurs you pass on the Disneyland Railroad.)

42. The telegraph in the New Orleans Square railroad station continually taps out part of Walt Disney’s opening day speech in a variant of Morse code once used by railroads. For years it had it slightly wrong, until an amateur ham radio operator deciphered it and discovered the mistake. In the park’s early days, according to “101 Things,” the telegraph tapped out a “ribald message.” It was quickly changed after Disney casually mentioned that his wife knew Morse code.

43. Main Street is based in large part on the town of Marceline, Mo., where Walt Disney spent part of his childhood. A whistle stop on the old Atchison, Topeka and Santa Fe rail line between Chicago and Kansas City, the town named a swimming pool and elementary school after its most famous son. The latter is the only place outside Disneyland authorized to fly the official Disneyland flag.

44. When it opened in 1967, Pirates of the Caribbean used real human skeletons as props. In an upcoming book, imagineer Jason Surrell writes, “Because the original imagineering team felt that the faux skeletons of the period were just too unconvincing, the grotto sequence originally featured real human remains obtained from the UCLA Medical Center. The skeletons were later returned to their countries of origin and given a proper burial.”

45. It’s widely believed that the horse-drawn hearse parked outside the Haunted Mansion was the one used to carry Mormon leader Brigham Young to his burial place. But this is one of many urban legends associated with Disneyland. No hearse was used at Young’s funeral.

46. Designers frequently leave their signatures on attractions. On Star Tours, the lettering on the industrial pipes near the entrance are the initials and telephone extensions of the creators; on It’s a Small World, one of the dolls wears the signature poncho of designer Mary Blair.

47. The Disneyland-Alweg Monorail was the first daily operating monorail in the Western Hemisphere.

48. The unforgettable - no matter how hard you try - theme song for It’s a Small World was written by the same team, Richard and Robert Sherman, who wrote the Annette Funicello novelty hit “Pineapple Princess.” (They also penned many Oscar-nominated songs for Disney movies.)

49. When you enter the Star Tours ride, a voice over the loudspeaker asks for an “Egroeg Sacul” to come to the booth. That’s “George Lucas” spelled backward.

50. Once and for all, Walt Disney is not frozen cryogenically at Disneyland or anywhere else. He did have an interest in the technology, but he is in fact spending eternity at Forest Lawn Cemetery in Glendale, Calif.

Eğer ilgi olursa Türkçe' yede çevireceğim.

Yazı mı? Tura mı?

Yazı mı? Tura mı? Aslında bütün mesele bu! Sizin için çok şey ifade etmiyordur büyük ihtimalle, ama benim için ediyor. Hemde çok. Bu olay benim tüm hayatımı yönlendiriyor. Öyle ki bu konuda yazıp yazmıyacağıma karar verirken de yazı tura attım. Bazıları abarttığımı söylüyor. Ama yanılıyorlar! Nasıl onlar nazara inanıyorsa bende buna inanıyorum işte. Onlar insanların başının üstünde kurşun gezdirirken oluyorda ben yazı tura atınca mı abes kaçıyor?

İnsanlar çoğu zaman ikileme düşer ve stres altına girer. Niceleri bu yüzden delirdi, hayatındaki dengeyi yitirdi. Benimse yanımdan bile geçemez bu stres denilen illet. Nasıl mı? Tabii ki bozuk param sayesinde. 7/24 yanımda olan bir kurtarıcı. Çiçek mi? Yüzük mü? Pide mi? Kebap mı? Parfüm mü? Kolye mi? Hiç yıpratmıyorum kendimi...

Bu işi nasıl keşfettin derseniz, hemen anlatıyorum. Yıl 1989, anneannemin Kumburgaz' daki yazlığındayız. 6 yaşındaydım ve oraya ilk kez gitmiştim. Benim için çok büyük bir yerdi orası. Kırıta kırıta yürüyen ablalar, arkalarında üç bacaklı abiler, dondurmalar, şekerler, çikolatalar.. Aklım almıyordu.. Yine çok sıcak bir günde dışardayım, gölgede 34 derece, ben hiç gölgede durur muyum? Atıyor kendimi 39 derecedeki güneşin altına. Yanımda en yakın arkadaşım Haydar var, karşındanda komşunun torunu Nadir geliyor. Elinde 2 tane Çamlıca gazoz var. Soğuk hemde. "Hanginize veriyim bunu" diyor, tabi o sıcakta Çamlıca' yı gören her çocuk isterdi onu. " Beeen" diye atlıyoruz ikimizde. Cebinden bir demir çıkarıyor Nadir, yazı mı tura mı? diyor bana bakarak. Tura diyorum. Nadir parayı zarifçe havaya atıyor. Yere düşüyor ve işte Ulu Önder bana bakıyor. Tura! Kapıyorum gazozu.

O günden beri her zor anımda bu yöntemi kullandım. Hayatımda hiç bir kararı kendim vermedim. Hep bu yönteme başvurdum. Sizin anlıyacağınız karar verme yetimi kaybettim. Şu an önümde 3 seçenek var ve ne yapacağımı bilmiyorum. Evet evet İdda oynuyorum. Maç üç ihtimalli !

25.Saat

Geçenlerde bir şey duydum. Günler 25 saat mi olacakmış ney!? Böyle bir şey yani. Bilmiyorum bu doğru mu. Doğruysada toplum buna ayak uydurabilir mi acaba? Zaman içinde her şey buna uyar ama neler değişecek hatayımızda?

* Gün ortası haberleri 12.30' a alınacak.
* Erotik kanallar yayına 1 saat geç başlayacak ve kanala yayının 1 saat erken başlamasını isteyen onlarca fax, mail, telefon yağıcak.
* Dove 7/24 testi, Dove 7/25 testi olarak ismini değiştirecek.
* Saat başı haber bülteni yapan kanallarda mesai artacak. TGRT Haber kanalının çalışanları isyan çıkaracak.
* 24 adlı dizi adını 25 olarak değişecek ve reytingi düşecek çünkü insanlar "ohhoo 25 saatte herkes kurtarır ki dünyayı önemli olan 24 saatte kurtarmak" diyecek.
* Saatler çok tırt bi görünüme kavuşacak. Simetrisini kaybedecek. İnsanlar doğum günlerinde saat hediye etmeye utanır olacak. Mikili saatler bile o sevimliliğini kaybedecek.
* Fidyeyi vermek için daha fazla zaman olacak ve suç oranı azalacak.
* 24 adlı TV kanalı adını 25 olarak değiştirecek.
* Yıllardır haber bültenlerinde "son 24 saatte yaşanan olaylar" demeye alışan spikerler uzun süre yeni saate alışamayacak ve hata yapacaklar. Youtube "Ali Kırca son 24 saat" başlıklı videolarla dolacak.
* Günlük pedler daha güçlü olmak zorunda kalacak.
* 1 yıl 365 saat uzayacak(çokmuş yahu).
* Haberler kışın 20.00' da yazın 21.00' da başlayacak.
* 20.00 yerine 8 diyemeyeceğiz yada 25.00' a 13 diyeceğiz? O zaman gece yarısı 13 olacak...
* South Park 1 saat geç yayınlanacak.
* Geceler uzayacak Şehrazat fiyat arttıracak.
* Tek gecelik kaçamak daha fazla şey ifade edecek.
* 26. saat adlı bir Tv programı yapılacak
* Günler uzadı bahanesi ile vergiler artacak.
* Matematikte saat problemleri yeni bir boyut kazanacak.
* Yalnız insanlar 24.24' te de saate bakıp biri beni düşünüyo şimdi diyip sevinecek.
* Bazıları çıkıp bunun zaten Kur'an-ı Kerim' de yazdığını söyleyecek.
* Son 25 saatte olup bitenler! Haber bültenleri uzayacak sanırım.
* İnsanlar daha genç ölecek.
* Kadınların yaşı sorulabilecek ama erkeklerin maaş konusu hala muallak.
* 2 gün yerine 48 saat diyen ve bunu söylerken tükürük saçan insanlar olmayacak artık.
* Tekrar düşündüm de saatler gerçekten çok sevimsiz görünecek.
* 3 gece 4 günlük tatil kampanyalarının fiyatı artacak.
* Başkanın belirlediği 3 çocuk hedefini gerçekleştirmeye doğru bir adım atılacak. Malım uzun ve soğuk kış geceleri.
* Gece bekçilerinin maaşı, barların kazancı artacak.

Albeni, bahanesi çook...

Merhaba,

Ben Fikret, 29 yaşında bir bakkalım. Veresiye yapmam. Şimdi sizinle müşterilerimin albeni bahaneleri ve o sırada geçen diyalogları paylaşıcam. Parantez içleri benim cevaplarım.

-Geleceğe yatırım olsun be abi!

-Oğlum bi hata yaptım, 70 yaşındayım ve 26 yaşında bi kadınla evlendim. Kadın bekliyo evde, enerji lazım ne yapıyım? Ver hadi ver...(Azma be amca)

-İddiayı kaybettim, arkadaşıma alıyorum.

-G.tüme sokucam.. Töbeee. Versene kardeşim..

-Gitarımın alt teli koptu.

-Hamileyimde ben, aşeriyorum bazen.

-Fantezi yapıcaz yengenle...

-Al beni işte Fikret! Yeter artık. Ya al beni ya da söyle karımla mutluyum ayrılmam de. Ona göre be! Evde kalıcam yoksa.(Aman Filiz yaaa off)

-Paketteki şifreyi göndericem abi...(3443' e canım)

-Hiç sorulur mu? Bütün sosyete bunu yiyo ayol!

-Böhhüüüaa... Alper beni terk etti yaa.. Fikret abi ya bi sen anlyosun beni...(Canım canım sen gel bakıyım .. ohhh)

-Albeni değil kardeşim! Çay Keyfi amma kıtsın ya..

-Yanlış anladın birader sen. Al Pacino diyorum. Yeni filmi çıkmış adı neydi? Ama canım çekti şimdi bi tane ver bakalım. Kaç oldu ekmekle beraber?

-Hesap mı soruyosun lan ?! Ha ! (Aman abim, olur mu hiç)

-Evleniyorum abi! Çok mutluyum ya!(Aaa. Kimle Ferhat' çım? Bu mahalleden biri mi yoksa?) Şu karşı kırmızı binada Aysel var ya. Onunla. Evli o ama olsun seviyoruz sevişiyoruz abi bize ne! Kaçıcaz.(Lan? Aysel? O benim karım laaan !!! Gel lan buraya !) -Abi aman sakin ol.. Sakin abi..(Gel lan gel öpücem.. Filiiiizzz!!! Topla valizini kız bana taşınıyosun.)

Derken Samet yaklaşır...

-Hayırdır Fikret abi Albeni yiyosun?

-(Aysel' den kurtuldum. Filiz var artık. Oley be! Arkasından koparıyım mı bi parça Albeni' nin?)- Ver bari.. İyi de abi Filiz Ferhatla kaçıyodu. Ben biliyosun sandım az önce senin bakkaldan çıktı?( Ne? Lan? Ne bu Brezilya dizisi gibi. Neyse bari Aysel kaldı.) Yok abi onlada ben kaçıyorum.. Sağol Albeni için...

Bu satırları Bakırköy Akıl Fikir Hastahanesinden yazıyorum... Olan bu olayları çözmeye çalışırken sigortalar attı beni. Şimdi hep Albeni yiyorum. E malum bahanem bol...

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